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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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